Anyone wishing to get in-touch with me can utilise the email addresses below. Any editors/publications etc. wanting my phone number need only ask. I don't bite. My teeth are too brittle...

manpasteman@hotmail.com
This account is used more often than William S. Borough's syringes (my first literary joke!). It's also older than a cow. A particularly ancient cow at that.

andrew.p.heaton@googlemail.com
I set this up in a vain attempt to seem a tad more professional. I may have dipped out by posting some of the things you've seen on this entire site. Oh well.